Kinchy vs. The Volcano
Hey world, how are ya? It's been a while! How's the family??? Aw me, not much new...'cept I'm shootin' for MTV and spending some time in the Pacific NorthWest :) So, I had a day off and decided to see what all those signs telling me how to evacuate were really talking about. Seems that, THERE IS A VOLCANO out here, maybe you've heard of it, her name is Helen. AND in the year that I was born, she caused quite a stink out here and BLEW MASSIVE VOLCANO CHUNKS allllll over the NorthWest! Strap in and come with me on a Sunday drive as we venture up to see Helen and chuck a virgin over the edge.
There she is hanging outside my window waiting to pick me up at SeaTac
To get to Helen's house, you have to pass through the town of Cougar, it's next to Milf on the map
Remember to eat well when you're climbing a mountain. Lemme see...Sugar-free RedBull...CHECK...2 truckstop corndogs...CHECK...good to go!
Sooooo I dunno if it means that I have rocks in my head or that I just rock...hmmmmmm...either way it was nice of Helen to put up a sign for me.
Volcano Burgers??? Sounds like a night on the couch for me.
Helen honey, you need a new picture, you're looking...not your best.
THERE SHE IS! It was really stormy and cloudy the day that I visited and Helen had her head in the clouds.
Let the finger guide you...Helen's head is up that way.
WOMAN! You come out here and be social!
OHHHH WELLLL...it was a fun day trip. Maybe next time, visiting Helen won't be such a geographic snipe hunt. Here are some other kewl pics I took on the way back down. I kept singing Jane's Addiction's "COMIN' DOWN THE MOUNTAIN" the WHOLE DAY.
There she is hanging outside my window waiting to pick me up at SeaTac
To get to Helen's house, you have to pass through the town of Cougar, it's next to Milf on the map
Remember to eat well when you're climbing a mountain. Lemme see...Sugar-free RedBull...CHECK...2 truckstop corndogs...CHECK...good to go!
Sooooo I dunno if it means that I have rocks in my head or that I just rock...hmmmmmm...either way it was nice of Helen to put up a sign for me.
Volcano Burgers??? Sounds like a night on the couch for me.
Helen honey, you need a new picture, you're looking...not your best.
THERE SHE IS! It was really stormy and cloudy the day that I visited and Helen had her head in the clouds.
Let the finger guide you...Helen's head is up that way.
WOMAN! You come out here and be social!
OHHHH WELLLL...it was a fun day trip. Maybe next time, visiting Helen won't be such a geographic snipe hunt. Here are some other kewl pics I took on the way back down. I kept singing Jane's Addiction's "COMIN' DOWN THE MOUNTAIN" the WHOLE DAY.
posted by TheKinch at 7:35 PM
